Preschool Learning

I have been worried about just what Bacon will be when he "has a man voice" as he says. I am just not sure that in preschool he can get the kind of skills that he will need to be say a CEO of a multi million dollar company. I am also pretty sure that because he is back to crapping his pants on a daily basis that he may not make it much farther than pooper scooper at our local zoo. (I mean after all you have to work in a field that you know about and who knows more about that than Bacon?) 

Then he came home this week with the most exciting news, they had learned how to make driver's licenses and fake id's. 

No, I am not kidding that is EXACTLY what he said. 

I am so glad that he will be prepared for when he has to do time up river. I also hear that next week they are learning how to can chili beans and stamp license plates. This is all the proof that I need that he is in fact on the right track to having a I heart MOM tattoo and wearing an orange jumpsuit with his prison number on it. 

I am fine with it, as long as he isn't any one's prison bitch.