- You slept through the alarm not once but twice, and this is not something that you EVER do.
- You get to work and no one notices that you are an hour and 15 minutes late.
- The pile of work that you cleared off your desk yesterday is twice as high today.
- The first call you get is from some guy that is talking so wildly and fast he is pretty much waving red flags in front of you for why he shouldn't be able to carry your product.
- You start getting calls from the girls downstairs asking about your handwriting on a post it.
- You get more than one notice about a mistake that you made. Two are little, one is HUGE. The HUGE one makes you want to cry and run from the building.
- Your head hurts so bad you can't speak clearly and your boss thinks you're having a stroke.
- You forget to take a lunch.
- You go to the bathroom and rip a giant hole in your underpants with your diamond wedding ring.





5 comments:
Here's hoping your day gets better. Or at least that tomorrow is much better.
At least you didn't have to fix your bra with paper clips.
You will look back and be able to laugh at this day - in about a year or two!!!!
DAY-UM, Faith! I thought I had a long day Tuesday. One of these days we are going to sit back and drink four or five bottles of wine together. That oughta help!
*smooches*
I am so sorry! What a ghastly day. Ripped a hold in your underpants? Doesn't get much worse...
Sorry I laughed really, really hard at your crumby day.
That's the remarkable thing about life - it's never so bad that it can't get worse! You did well to survive.
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