Yes, I am going to bitch.
You can close the window if you like....
We had snow just a short time ago that PARALYZED the northwest, because "OH NOES! SNOW!" But it was annoying, and cold and just the totally wrong time of the year. It went on its merry little way and we thought we were in the clear, we thought wrong.
The Pineapple Express (this is an actual weather event, and not a horrible Jack Black movie) rolled in from Hawaii and brought with it warm rain. A WHOLE BUTT LOAD OF WARM RAIN. (Okay, the weathermen said "It's going to seem like a fire hose has been turned on the state." ALL OF THEM SAID THAT. ON ALL THE STATIONS. Like they took it out of the Great Big Book Of Stupid Stuff to Say About The Weather, and all landed on the same page.) It has rained over 4 inches here at my house alone in the last 24 hours.
Which means everything is now flooded. Like evacuation flooding. Giant metal dumpsters rolling down the raging flooded rivers flooded.
Get your ass the hell out of dodge flooded.
It makes me tired. Tired because there is NO OTHER NEWS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Tired because you cannot drive anywhere faster then 2 miles per hour...because of course that tiny little puddle could be a hidden sink hole. Tired because OMG! Can't we please just have some NORMAL rain, that is neither heavy or warm? Maybe just a little misty and irritating. Or maybe no rain or precipitation at all of a while? Just you know grey skies and average January temperatures.
I am not sure that the Hanes and Fruit of the Loom people are going to be able to keep up with the demand for new underwear that all of this freaky weather is causing here. If you aren't shitting your pants because your house has collapsed from the weight of the snow/flooded/slid away in a mud slide they are most certainly all in a knot because of the MESS that has been made. Everyone is going to be needing new panties soon!
6 comments:
Pineapple Express was the stoner comedy with Seth and James, Tropic Thunder had Fat Black.
I thought Tropic Thunder was kinda funny though.
I never imagined it would be so bad that they would CLOSE SCHOOL! I am so sick of weather. Let's run away to the desert. Oh wait, it snowed in Vegas on Christmas. Perhaps Central Africa?
Yup, kinda nasty weather. I live in Portland(not as m uch rain here) Brother lives in Seattle.
I'm suposed to go wash a 47 foot yacht today. in a twenty mile an hour wind. um, yeah.....
Oh Noes! Halp!
I can't believe the bad weather you're getting there! Here, it's going from "HOT" to "okay", and that's totally manageable. Although Wee Bro has been flooded in to his town with some freak storms.
Sounds like you need some other news from other parts of the world! You'd better check this out. I think you need to know ...
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2009/01/guy_gets_trapped_on_ski_lift_hangs_bareass_naked_for_15_minutes-2.html#more
No, that link isn't going to work, I wonder what the Comment Compose window thought it was doing. Lemme try to properly hyperlink it HERE
Just to make a mockery of me, that original link IS going to work. Copy and paste, the missing bits of the URL are still there.
I don't know what I'm doing.
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