The aisle was massive. Not only do they make WAY TOO MANY kinds of each type of product, they make a new alarming product. Pantyliners for thong underwear!
Seriously, when you are a woman and on your period do you really feel like wearing a thong? Do you feel like "Hey, I want to be sexy, but I don't want to use a tampon. Let's use this giant massive diaper like brick and wedge it up my ass along with my underpants."? Plus, with a panty liner they have this super sticky backing that sticks to EVERYTHING, the minute that stuff touches your butt crack you have given yourself an unintentional Brazilian wax! (Maybe that is good if you're into that sort of thing.)
After I got the vomit out of my mouth and off my shirt I was able to make my purchase and get the heck out of dodge. But I have been left wondering, waiting....why? Why make a maxi pad that goes up your butt crack? What is the purpose? Anyone?
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I have been wondering the same thing since I saw that product. I absolutely have no idea HOW it works and yeah, I dont want anything sticky down there!
I bet it would come in handy if you're suffering from some of the side affects of alli weight loss program. Here they are- grab your barf bag. http://www.thewvsr.com/alli.htm So um yeah- that would require some protection. How the hell do you keep it from flipping over and waxing you, I don't know. Really I just wanted to gross you out with the alli stuff. Now we're even.
I KNOW! They've been around for a little while here (since when does Australia have something before the US andway?) and the idea is (like is says on the commercials) it's to "keep your knickers nice."
I can understand wanting to keep your knickers (or whatever you call them) NICE, but the unintentional waxing thing, along with having MORE stuff shoved up your crack is totally unappealing.
So, the real question is: how NICE do you want your knickers? Do ya really really want it? Cos the drawbacks are considerable.
Hey wow, I'd totally recommend following that link given by the lady with 6 daughters. Amazing, hilarious and just plain wow.
(This has been approved as a real drug? Seriously? I need to research, because I can't quite believe that yet.)
ew.
Finally something I know about! AND because I'm a female and I have such a wealth of knowledge I feel I must simply share! If you are a male I beg you to please stop reading or run the risk of hurling all over your keyboard *shrug* its your call my friends.
Not that I have many thongs left... I had to rid my drawer of them once my daughter hit the age that she thought it necessary to steal them since I would not BUY her any. No, I don't feel it necessary for 14 year old girls to wear thongs. (Call me crazy).
Thong pantyliners are very very thin AND they have wings. On those cranky cranky days you can take solace in the fact that if you wish hard enough maybe you could fly away? Hmmm never worked for me? Anyway.. I digress. They don't work as the MAIN product. Simply as a backup if your MAIN ie tampon leaks.
So no (I'm dyin' laughing) you don't walk around with a brick of cotton shoved up your ass. HAHHAHA HAHAHAHAAH.
Okay I took the day off of work to do school work and therapies with my boy and counseling for me etc etc etc so I'd best get back to it.
This is the end of my "No brick of cotton shoved up your ass service announcement".
Ah, backup for a tampon makes sense, but only if you had to wear a dress that showed severe panty lines with anything other than a G-String. (Okay, thong, but that's what we call flip flops.)
hee hee you are soo funny ....
Have seen said product and having never been a g thong girl will never purchase ... double yuck in my book :) le
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