I came home wolfed down an obscene amount of pizza, and fell asleep.
I woke up this morning feeling stoned out of my mind, and totally uncomfortable and like I could barf. I called in sick, drank some water and fell back into bed. Where I was able to sleep for 13 seconds before Bacon climbed in bed and started yelling for food. Of course Mr. Tantrum wanted to sleep longer and kept acting like an ass...so I had to get up and feed Bacon.
What is it about men that makes them think that because you are home and standing upright that you are able to monitor a child? Why is it that when you stay home because you are too sick to go to work they assume that heck, she can watch the kid while she is sick? Because seriously today was not the day for that to happen. I was not even in the kind of shape to tell you what the weather outside was like, let alone keep tabs on a 4 1/2 year old who eats like the entire football team.
Tonight I am better, I will be able to go to work tomorrow. Which I am sure is of some relief to Bacon, who when he asked me for some milk earlier I replied, "Banana Monkey Taco Hat." He was not only confused, he hasn't asked me for anything else since....maybe that is a trick I should remember.
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Banana Monkey Taco hat! I am making mental note of that one. That is so funny, i am crying.
On another note; you are one stubborn masochist for not calling me to come get Bacon so you could sleep. FFS, lady! I am less than 15 minutes away.
Heck, a 42-day kayak trip sounds worth it to help out a friend!! The trick is not to get vertical. If the men see you're vertical, they assume you're feeling 100%. Get well soon. Hope the lady business is fixed once and for all.
Really hope you're completely better soon! Stinking men. Stinking kids. Stinking lady bits.
(Not literally 'stinking' lady bits. Ew.)
Yay girlie. So glad that's behind you!!!! I am the queen of saying to my hubby....GIT UP, I work too....you get the pleasure of joining in on this fun!!!
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