Lately though, be it my ticking biological clock or large number of pregnant friends, I am feeling that urge to have a baby. A REALLY FREAKING STRONG URGE.
So strong in fact that last night I was dreaming about this lovely potential little bundle only to awake to my current bundle sitting on my face farting while yelling "Wake up mom!" "Smell it. Smell it...own it!" It was then that I quickly snapped out of my delusional baby wanting state, and realized that I have all the children I need right here in my stinky house.