Lately though, be it my ticking biological clock or large number of pregnant friends, I am feeling that urge to have a baby. A REALLY FREAKING STRONG URGE.
So strong in fact that last night I was dreaming about this lovely potential little bundle only to awake to my current bundle sitting on my face farting while yelling "Wake up mom!" "Smell it. Smell it...own it!" It was then that I quickly snapped out of my delusional baby wanting state, and realized that I have all the children I need right here in my stinky house.
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This was so well-written and so darn funny. Sorry about the urge. What does Mr Tantrum think?
Yea! way to go little kid! Can't have mommy "out of action" for nine months. What a laugh.
Kids are the best birth control. I was a terrible pregnant lady, too. But, I still want more kids. Which is why my dear husband got snipped so I would quit asking.
Gotta love that kid! My hubby is laughing to death.
What on earth do you TEACH him??? Is this Pop Pop again?
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