HOT

It was unusually hot at work today. Like 76 degrees on the thermostat hot. Which would be fine had this been a normal November day that was cold and blustery, of course it is not a normal day, it is a 67 degree smack dab in the middle of a Pineapple Express day. 

Humidity + Heat + Change in Medication + Mrs. Tantrum talking on the phone = DISASTER

With sweat dripping down my chest from under my boobs, and drinking copious amounts of ice water and never peeing, I got down to making calls to customers. 

"Hi John! Can I send you some marketing materials along with your order today?"

"That would be great! What do you have?"

"Well, I would recommend a banner, and definitely a counter. Would you like me to send you a counter?"

"WOW! YOU GUYS SEND COUNTERS? I need to order more product from you!"

"Oh, no! I can't talk today because of the heat... I can send you a counter if you want, but I was really thinking maybe a counter top display would be better."

"That's what I thought...it is Friday after all, and I think that no one should have to work on Friday afternoon."

Oh, man if only he would tell my boss that...I would make a lot less stupid comments about sending people counters because I am dehydrated and withering away.