Okay people, I know I promised pretty pictures and how tos today, but you aren't getting them. Instead you are getting warned.
After yesterday's discovery at the doctor's office, we discussed why I was having issues. (No it is NOT a TUMOR.) It is however probably one of the fifty billion medications that make me a functioning human being in combination with the sixteen shots of espresso that I consume in the average day.
Yes, I drink sixteen shots of espresso a day.
At least it isn't street drugs.
Anyway, she wants me to cut back to MAYBE 3 a day, but would like it if I could get down to 2. Also, please try to do this in about a week. (She is bat shit crazy I think. Nice lady, but I think maybe she fell off the turnip truck and hit her head or something...because dropping 14 shots in a week...um, SCARY.)
She also cut my happy medicine in half. Just like that to half. Which would be fine if it was a NORMAL anti anxiety OCD medication, but this particular one (the only one out of 12 million varieties I have tried that works) is harder to wean your body off of than Heroin. (Seriously. It says so on Web MD.)
So consider yourselves warned for the next couple of weeks. I may not be pretty or witty or smart. (Thanks Backpacking Dad. That has been stuck in my head continually now!) I may be unusually crabby, bitchy, twitchy and ruder than normal.